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LFG!

May 23, 2020Posted inBlog, THE HOT LIST
LFG!
It’s happening. I repeat, IT IS HAPPENING! Gamblers have been forced to sit wayside or subject themselves to online casinos, or worse, “practice mode” casinos. F that nonsense. The plague has not been as plaguey as promised. Humans, whether their medical and state overlords agree or not, have decided to turn the page. And humans want their ability to kill brain cells, liver cells and checking accounts ASAP via casino life. LET’S GO!
Enter the Indian casinos. The brilliant irony – once decimated by Western diseases, now they are the first to open their doors and allow Western culture the chance to infect ourselves while we take a chance at becoming rich – I love it. I am on board. LET’S GO!
The Dakotas, Carolina, Arizona and now Florida are rolling. They have their execution and contingency plans in place. Casino-goers will have to be sort of obeying the rules for at least a month before everyone says fuck it. LET’S FUCKING GO!
Only thing left are the state casinos. Everyone has their eyes on Las Vegas, because they need a win more than anyone other town – LV depends on tourists, depends on visitors, and are trying to land this plane so that the second half of the summer season they can open up their pool and bar bottle service. It’s going to happen. The long wait will ensure the numbers are headed in the right direction. I will be Mai Tai sipping and casino dipping in no time. LFG!

Casino Reopening Schedule

Alredy OPEN

Arizona

All Tribal Casinos Open

Louisiana

All state run casinos open

Minnesota

All Tribal Casinos Open

Oregon

All Tribal Casinos Open

Montana

All tribal casinos open

Oklahoma

All Tribal Casinos Open

North Carolina

All Tribal Casinos Open

North Dakota

All tribal casinos open

South Dakota

All Tribal Casinos Open

Wisconsin

All Tribal Casinos Open

Missouri

State run casinos open

Mississippi

State run casinos open

Before June

Florida

All tribal casinos opening

Nevada

State run casinos May 29th

California

All tribal casinos will open

June or After

Connetticut

Tribal casinos to open mid June

New Jersey Atlantic City

State run casinos looking at July

New York

State run casinos looking at July

Pennsylvania

State run casinos looking at June

Massechusets

Casinos to open Mid June

 
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