REVIEW: Mohegan Sun Pocono Downs Is Probably The Worst Casino I Have Ever Been To: 1/10

REVIEW: Mohegan Sun Pocono Downs Is Probably The Worst Casino I Have Ever Been To: 1/10

Overall (1/10): This is a terrible casino. The hotel is okay, but booze is taken off you at 2AM (Pennsylvania laws). The staff there easily have the worst disposition than any casino I have ever been ever (traditional NEPA attitude).

Style (0/10): This casino is designed same as Connecticut; however, the PA laws forced them to put in barriers all over the place. Add to that the indifferent attitude of virtually everyone here at this casino and we they are lucky there is no negative scores allowed.

Fun (1/10): This place has terrible energy. Machine selection is anemic. Slot attendants make fun of you for playing there.

Hotel Rooms (5/10): The best thing I can say about this casino. The rooms are not bad. Small for the large amount of land available to the casino, but still, good tech, good views and great housekeeping.

Favorite Machines: High Limit Lightning Link Heart Throb – Every other machine sucks here.

Parent Company: Mohegan Sun

Location: Wilkes-Barre, PA

Rewards Program (1/10): This Mohegan Sun easily has the worst comp point, host reward structure I have ever seen in my life. I have had hosts tell me good luck getting anything comped before even looking at my account. Note: comp points earned here can be redeemed at other MS managed properties but do not count towards tier levels).

Hot Slot Times: I’ve been particularly lucky on machines Friday/Saturday 4-6 PM and Friday/Saturday 2AM-4AM. I have yet to be luck at another time.

Food (6/10): This casino has two good restaurants, Ruth Chris’ and Molly’s, with very good steakhouse and Irish Pub fare respectively. There are also a number of other restaurants with serviceable food here.

People (2/10): Standard north eastern Pennsylvania people to see here. Picture the office without Pam and Jim.

Pool (0/10): Pool is the smallest pool ever. You can fit 5 people there max. No bar, no fun.

Entertainment (2/10): Breakers bar sucks because of the weird band setup there. Bar Louie is okay but their staff does everything to make it weird. Center bar is meh. Best place is probably The Patio which is not available anytime soon.